David Bowie and the Enormous Middle-Aged Breasts

Flashing For Science, Best Friend Life Lessons, and Ziggy Stardust

Danny Twoguns
The Memoirist
Published in
6 min readMay 11, 2022

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Photo by Gabriel Bassino on Unsplash

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We were too far away to hear the actual sound, but that is no doubt what we would have heard as the massive mammaries descended.

The aforementioned mammaries, David Bowie, and my Uncle JT all combining to bring me…

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Danny Twoguns
The Memoirist

Dad of 4 under 7. Gym owner. Reading and Continuing Education Nerdy Nerd. Digital Marketing Agency owner. Helping the helpers.